Theater:  American Dreams:  Lost and Found (1987)

On my off day I went to see an actor friend performing in another part of Atlanta and I had taken the metro to get to her suburban venue.  A couple of years before I had worked with this actress in a play in New York and then later it went on tour to California and Hawaii.  So to see her on stage completely naked was a surprise and totally unexpected.  After her performance we spoke briefly, I thanked her for inviting me and gave her a gingerly hug.  For my return trip she suggested I take a shorter route to a different station for the same train as it would save me some walking time.  So following her directions I proceeded to walk as I ruminated on the fact that I had just seen her in her Birthday suit performing and I thought nothing could top that.  However, little did I know.

She directed me through an unfamiliar neighborhood sometime after 10pm in mid-October.  It seemed to be a neighborhood that was well kept and the street lights spaced in a way that provided just enough light.  Most of the homes were dark but an occasional front window showed the glare of a TV still on.  I guessed that Atlantans went to bed early.  After walking for a bit I became aware that I was absolutely the only person outside in this neighborhood – not even a car drove by, and there wasn’t a train station in sight.  The rustle of leaves from an occasional breeze lent an ominous mood to my growing unease.  I stopped and thought about turning around and going back to the train station I got off at earlier that evening though it would be a long trek.  After a moment I chuckled to myself and thought, what am I afraid of?, and continued on my walk.  Then I saw him.

About a block and a half away, walking on the same sidewalk in my direction.  As we got closer I could immediately see that this situation was going to be strange.  He, and I say he because this person was about six feet tall with stout shoulders.  He was dressed as a Ninja.  All black from head to toe, with slits for eyes and a sword and scabbard rising over his outside shoulder, in classic sword striking position.  I’m thinking what the f__k!!  A Ninja assassin on a low lit street in Atlanta walking directly toward me!!  The closer we got the more I could feel the veins in my neck pulsing.  Why would anyone send an assassin to kill me?!!  Would this be the end of my journey East in search of a natural voice?  Punctuated by my head rolling around on somebody’s suburban Atlanta lawn?  When we were about ten feet apart I had to really force myself to look straight ahead as though unfazed, not let him detect any fear in my eyes.  If I’m going down it will be a stoic demise.   As our shoulders crossed I definitely felt my heart skip a beat.  And in that instant my imagination raced to an expectation of the cold slice of a short sword piercing the back of my neck… but nothing happened.  I kept walking and didn’t dare look back.  At the next corner I saw the train station and I sprinted toward it.  Thinking about it later I reasoned that he was probably walking about trying out a new costume for Halloween a couple of weeks away.  I never saw that actress again but if I had I would have told her that I saw another costume that night that topped hers.